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Mark Thomas Comedy Product Nov 5th 1998

'People's Nuclear Train Militia' brought in to protect the
spent fuel flask travelling from Dungeness to Sellafield from terrorist attack.

 

People's Nuclear Train Militia, armoured car protecting the flasks from terrorist
<b>People's Nuclear Train Militia lie in wait, <br>
camera-xing
<b>Get ready, here comes the nuclear train!</b>
<b>Guard not sure what to do so he returns to the loco andmakes a phone call.
Aren't you concerned that terrorists could hijack your train <br>
RED 33 leaves Lydd crossing<br>
People's Nuclear train Militia guard the bridges <br>

Later on in the Visitor Centre
A mock nuclear train crash is set up in the entrance corridor.
Train set left there while we watch propaganda video.
When we emerge from the cinema the train set has gone.
Lost train set is found behind the counter - they thought some children had left it there!!
Telephone calls to Direct Rail Services, HMIP, etc etc no one wants to speak to Mark Thomas phoning from the visitor centre!.
Police arrive as we are leaving & take Mark back inside.
Thro' the window we see that Mark Thomas soon has the Police laughing, about what we did not know.
They take him to their car, are they going to arrest him?
No, they just want his autograph and ask him, "Are we going to be on telly?"
Dungeness visitors centre crash test simulation.
Cameras roll as the famous nuclear train crash stunt is re-enacted in the
Have you seen my train set? <br>
Mark Thomas produces detailed map &amp; gives lecture on UK nuke <br>
Detailed map giving time and place of nuclear train <br>
Hello is that the managing director of Direct Rail Services?
Police escort Mark back inside visitors centre for questioning.
Police question Mark Thomas back inside visitors centre. <br>
arrest-him
The Police getting Mark Thomas' autograph
The Police getting Mark Thomas' autograph

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